So, in the interim between now and the last time I logged in to DA, I have:
-Had heart surgery.
-Moved in with a girl, then broken up with her.
-Gotten a cat.
-Made a movie.
And other incidentals.
All for now.
-d


Night in the Life He looked up from lighting his cigarette. She was staring out of her bedroom window, half covered in shadows. Certain portions of her anatomy were rather attractively highlighted by the moonlight filtering through the room. His cigarette smoke wafted towards the open window, mingling with the moonlight and making her appear ephemeral. He took a deep drag and puffed it at her. She wrinkled her nose.Night in the Life
“Yuck.”
He ashed into an empty glass and ran his free hand down her back.
“I love you, yo


Copsical Scrap 1A bunch of cops are sitting in the break room, eating doughnuts and drinking coffee. They all have mustaches, and crew cuts, with the exception of April, who is the only woman present.Copsical Scrap 1
Don BRIGMAND: So then I tell the guy, put your hands behind
your head.
They all laugh hysterically.
DON BRIGMAND: Serious, thats what happened. No joke.
RALPH GUPTON: Don where do you get them?
Devin walks in. They all stop and look at him.
ERIC VICENCIO: Hey, check out the rookie.
NICK KLECHNER: He’s all new and stuff.
DoN BRIGMAND: Hey rookie, enjoy
Sigh.

On Categorization of WritingI couldn't believe there was a sign. A sign that said "Welcome to Heaven," no less. No pearly gates, though. I was disappointed. I passed under that sign and read another. "ID cards necessary. Please proceed to Lobby." I checked in, and the lady looked at me very strangely when I told her my profession. "Aren't you a writer?" she asked, very seriously. "Uh-yes. This is my day job." "Well, who cares about that?" She issued me a nice little card, with my name, deathdate, and a little picture. &nOn Categorization of Writing
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